
Justin Sprinzen, 2001In our previous post, "
Who is Justin Sprinzen?", we provided some interesting background information on a man the ACR Blog referred to as an enigma: someone with deep ties to a number of important scandal figures, yet he himself does not seem to be a target of federal prosecutors in any of their on-going corruption probes. But perhaps federal prosecutors may want to "invite" Mr. Sprinzen in for a chat - under oath - as in all likelihood he would have much to tell them.
As we saw in the last post, Mr. Sprinzen's penchant for making bad choices has ironically left him in a position where he could be a very valuable witness to the DOJ. For example, he made an extremely bad choice when he apparently elected to join the Zeta Chi fraternity as an undergrad at UNH-Durham. At or around this time, his
fraternity was convicted of felony under-age alcohol sales and misdemeanor prostitution charges. After he moved to Washington DC, Mr. Sprinzen made two more bad choices: continuing his friendships - and even sharing a house - with Todd Anthony Boulanger and Shane Elliot Tessimond. Both of these miscreants would ultimately cop guilty pleas to felonies, the former for his
"Best Supporting Actor" role in the Abramoff scandal and the latter for
stealing money from the Kerry for President campaign (and the identity of a former co-worker). We can only imagine what Mr. Sprinzen has witnessed first-hand, from his early frat boy daze in New Hampshire, through his daze as an F Street Gang member, staffer for Don Young (R-AK), and staffer for House Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure (a juicy target of federal prosecutors). But before we get ahead of ourselves, let's pick up where we left off last time, shall we?
Mr. Sprinzen graduated with a degree in Political Science from UNH in 1996, and the ACR Blog suspects - but cannot prove - that upon his arrival on the Hill in the Summer/Fall of 1996 he moved into a shared house at the invitation of his Zeta Chi frat brother Mr. Boulanger. Mr. Boulanger had just begun working on the Hill as a staffer for Senator Bob Smith (R-N.H.) in 1996, while his other frat brother (Mr. Tessimond) continued his hard work in the New Hampshire State House to "
improv(e) the criminal system through preventative measures and increasing deterrents."
According to
this bio, Mr. Sprinzen worked as a paralegal for five years (1996-2001).
Another bio identifies the firm as Fried, Frank, Harris, Shriver & Jacobson and also reveals that prior to 2001, Mr. Sprinzen also worked "as director of business development for SpeakOut.com/Ntercept Online Research". The ACR Blog believes that SpeakOut came first, a still-existing but mostly moribund site that allows very vain people a chance to think that their political opinions matter (e.g.
click here to weigh in on who the GOP should choose as their next Presidential candidate - for 2008).
After the Three Stooges (Messrs. Boulanger, Tessimond, and Sprinzen) were reunited at 328 F Street NE in early 1997 (after Mr. Tessimond completed his criminal deterrence work in New Hampshire), the group morphed into the
Frat Boyz N The Hill. Records are a bit sparse for the 1996-1998 period, but thanks to Robert "Big Pappa" Turner (and WebArchive), we have a pretty good idea of what was going on with the Boyz (including what was overheard) from early 1999 forward. Basically, it can be summed up as
drinking,
drinking and
drinking - interspersed with making juvenile comments about sex. Indeed, these comments are so immature that the ACR Blog has decided not to link to them, despite Mr. Boulanger's threats against "knotholes" and the obvious temptation to embarrass these delinquents further. [ACR Note: Of course we already know that sometimes the boyz were willing to go much further than simply making comments about sex, but Zeta Chi is not the vocus of this post. Nor is
Kevin Ring and unnamed "others" who gathered for a bachelor party for an unnamed lobbyist at a strip club.]
Once again we are left scratching our heads at Mr. Sprinzen's bad choices. Not only did he allow some amateur papparazzi to take his picture while cavorting all over DC drinking, but he also allowed the same individual to document numerous juvenile sexual comments and innuendos made by himself (and his future wife) and post all of this material on the internet for posterity. Considering that Mr. Sprinzen was at least contemplating running for elective office someday, we think that, putting it mildly, Mr. Sprinzen's behavior was unwise.
The period of 1999-2001 was a particularly tumultuous and exhilarating time for Mr. Sprinzen and the Frat Boyz N The Hill. Mr. Boulanger would leave the employ of Sen. Smith and join Team Abramoff as a lobbyist at Preston-Gates in 1999. Meanwhile, Mr. Sprinzen was falling in love with Nicole Hagenbuch (a 1992 graduate of Dimond High School in Anchorage, Alaska) and decided to leave the "House of the Homies" in the period 1999-2000. Erin Hass would move in to replace him. Shortly thereafter Messrs. Sprinzen and Boulanger would have a major falling out with Mr. Tessimond as he continued to lose his vocus pursuing his "self-indulgent lifestyle". This entire time period was characterized by
extremely heavy drinking on and off the Hill, and of course getting plastered at those infamous Zeta Chi reunions in
1999 and
2000.
Mr. Sprinzen would leave his paralegal job at Fried, Frank and accept a new position as a lobbyist (What else?) at the
American Financial Services Association sometime around March/April 2001. Shortly thereafter, on July 21, 2001,
Mr. Sprinzen and Ms. Hagenbuch tied the knot in White Plains, N.Y. in a wedding attended by "a who's who list of DC political and social players." At least that's the way it was
described and documented by his former roommate Robert "Big Pappa" Turner. The "who's who list" included such luminaries as Mr. Turner himself (of course, holding wine glass on
far left), Mr. Boulanger (
who was in the wedding party), Ms. Hass (
on left) and a variety of
other miscreants not worthy of our attention or identification. (Yes, we know who you are ... you're not as "Lucky" as you think.)
Back on The Hill after the wedding, Mr. Turner appears to have made a rather transparent attempt to raise Mr. Sprinzen's profile on the Hill by featuring him as a very serious (and sober) looking
Lobbyist of the Week in Hill Zoo. According to Mr Turner:
You love them when they buy you lunch - you hate them when they ask for that teeny, tiny appropriations rider. Now you get to see them in a new light. Each week we'll profile a Washington lobbyist and ask them important, pointed questions.
[It occurs to the ACR Blog that an intrepid investigator from the DOJ ought to ask Mr. Turner if he had any knowledge of Mr. Sprinzen or other lobbyists/housemates/drinking buddies paying for lunch in return for an appropriation. Of course, any statute of limitations has long passed ... unless there have been waivers.]
But sooner or later, Mr. Sprinzen must have figured out: why bother lobbying Hill staffers for that "teeny, tiny appropriations rider"? Why not just become a Hill staffer for the master of tainted appropriations, that being Rep. Don Young (R-Pork Barrel)?
To be continued in Mr. Sprinzen Goes to Washington - Part II...