
In our
last post on the Mysterious Case of Shane Tessimond - the ne'er-do-well who
stole over $100,000 from the Kerry for President campaign in 2002/2003 - we learned some very interesting facts. According to campus directories, admitted felon Mr. Tessimond and Abramoff Lieutenant (and admitted felon) Todd Boulanger share a common history that extends back to their undergraduate days together at the University of New Hampshire (UNH) at Durham in 1991-1992. And according to the
New Hampshire Directory of Elected Officials, Mr. Tessimond was President of Theta Chi Fraternity in 1992-1993 at UNH-Durham before being elected as one of the youngest Representatives in the New Hampshire statehouse in November 1994.
These must have been heady days for Mr. Tessimond. He went from fraternity president to college grad to New Hampshire State Representative, all within months of reaching his 24th birthday. Since Mr. Tessimond was assigned to the New Hampshire State-Federal Relations Committee, Mr. Tessimond may have reached out to New Hampshire's elected officials in Washington DC during his tenure in office (January 1995 - January 1997). It appears Mr. Tessimond enjoyed the thrill of political influence, and by golly living the charmed life he did, wouldn't you know it but at least two of his fellow Theta Chi fraternity brothers happened to be on Capitol Hill working as staffers before his term was over.
Those fraternity brothers / congressional staffers would be Todd Boulanger, of course, and another miscreant named Justin Sprinzen - UNH; Class of 1996 - according to the collection of
Granites that I store in my garage.

Justin Sprinzen
Political ScienceBy the time Messrs. Boulanger and Sprinzen graduated (1995 and 1996, respectively), they weren't Theta Chi brothers any more. You see, Theta Chi lost its National Charter sometime during the Fall of 1992 because of "an inability to fund the National Fraternity's insurance program". But worry not, gentle readers, because by January of 1993 the brothers of Theta Chi were already engaged in the process of "negotiating an insurance package, renaming the fraternity (Zeta Chi Fraternity), and reaffirming some of the goals we felt made us special." The then-President of Theta Chi continued in his letter to the campus community:
The brothers of Theta Chi feel that their commitment to each other is strong enough to want to continue together. The fulfillment we received in implementing some of our programs (alcohol awareness, risk management) has helped us decide that we want to continue fraternity life with each other.
Source: The New Hampshire (student newspaper of UNH); January 29, 1993 (not available online)
Emphasis added
Strong commitment to each other - good. Its an admirable thing for a brother to help a brother.
Alcohol awareness - another good thing, but I have a sneaking suspicion this means being aware of where alcohol is being served, preferably inexpensively, and drinking as much of it as you possibly can. I'll have more to say about that later in this post.
As for
risk management - what is that? Maybe it means managing risk so that you ideally don't get caught, which unfortunately is not the case for Messrs. Boulanger and Tessimond, as both
have pleaded guilty to
felonies and are headed for prison.
Now we come to the final point:
continue fraternity life. Who says you have to give up fraternity life once you graduate college? Why not join your brothers and move to DC, help each other out, achieve ever higher levels of alcohol awareness, manage your risk to the best of your ability (meaning: Don't Get Caught!), and become one of the Frat Boyz N The Hill? Which was exactly what Shane Tessimond decided to do.
By the time Mr. Tessimond left the New Hampshire statehouse in January 1997, his UNH fraternity brothers had graduated and were already working on Capitol Hill. Mr. Boulanger was working as a staffer for Senator Bob Smith (R-NH), and Mr. Sprinzen worked for a major law firm. But where were they living? And did Mr. Tessimond move in with them to
continue fraternity life? We have good reason to believe this is the case, and that Mr. Tessimond moved in with Mr. Boulanger and Mr. Sprinzen at the 328 F Street NE address shortly after he left public office - by early 1997. At the very least, we can confirm that Messrs. Tessimond and Boulanger, Robert "Big Pappa" Turner, and Erin Hass were living in a shared house at
328 F Street NE in July 2000. But what about Mr. Sprinzen?
Sometime after the non-profit status for his business,
The Churchill Group, was revoked
1 on January 28, 1999 (another story for another day), but before the July 1, 2000 party at the "House of the Homies," Mr. Sprinzen moved out of the 328 F Street address and moved in with his better half, Niki. In fact, by the time of the July 1, 2000 party, Justin and Niki were just getting settled enough to sell those "extra" things young couples often have when two people move in together - you know, things like extra lamps and most certanly that second BBQ grill (scroll all the way to the bottom, and
see ad under "Community").
So although the ACR blog cannot definitively place Messrs. Tessimond, Boulanger, and Sprinzen all together at the 328 F Street address as far back as early 1997, we can with authority place each at this address for some period of time prior to 2000. Robert "Big Pappa" Turner is also associated with this address.
While living together, The Boyz promoted a very high level of alcohol awareness, engaged in a great deal of risk management, and continued on with fraternity life.
Click here to see a picture of Mr. Tessimond (in baseball cap) teaching alcohol awareness in 1999 during the "F Street Spring Crawl" (photo courtesy of Web Archive);
click here to see Mr. Turner at the "Spring Crawl", and
here to see Messrs. Boulanger and Tessimond together at the same event.
Further confirming Mr. Turner's extreme level of alcohol awareness, just
view the top part of this now familiar link.
Mr Turner fit in so well with The Frat Boyz N The Hill that, even though he came to DC from Texas, it almost looks like the Frat Boyz made him an honorary member of Zeta Chi. In fact, here is a
photo of Mr. Turner on October 14, 2000 in Durham, N.H. attending the UNH-Zeta Chi reunion. Here's a
photo of Mr. Boulanger (No, that's not Jessica Incitto he's hugging - he hadn't met her yet) at the same reunion. And here's a
picture of Mr. Sprinzen (wearing vest). So proud are The Boyz of their high level of alcohol awareness, that post-reunion, Messrs. Sprinzen (left) and Boulanger (right) decided to pose in front of a truly impressive achievement in alcohol awareness that they left behind on 17 Madbury Road (click thumbnail for larger view):

Three months later, the frat boy on the right would leave his job at Preston Gates, and join his mentor Jack Abramoff as the newly hired Director of Government Affairs at Greenberg Traurig. The frat boy on the left would go on to work for Don Young.
Strangely, former frat boy president Shane Tessimond appears in none of the reunion photos. But you'll have to wait until the next installment to learn more...
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1 The ACR Blog wants to unambiguously state that it has no evidence to suggest that Mr. Sprinzen has done anything illegal, whether in his role as Agent for the Churchill Group or any other matter cited in this post. A non-profit status could be revoked simply as a consequence of not paying a yearly registration fee. Sometimes this is done intentionally as one's career takes off in a different direction.